I will always remember 14th July 2007 as the day I grabbed Gwen Stefani's ass. Think I was too much in awe of her standing right in front of me, that I couldn't do anything but just stare and reach out for the nearest anatomy I can grab. Didn't even cross my mind to take a photo when she's like centimetres away from me. The camera I was holding in my right hand was a forgotten weight. Ms HT (thank gawd for her), snapped several beautiful shots of her ....

It just occurred to me that I asked men dozen of timesin a day for their numbesr, while their wives standing/sitting next to them without blinking an eyelid. You must be thinking that I'm into some triad love orgy. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depends on how you look at it), I'm doing it while at work. I've to update customers contact numbers in my company's database in case there's a need to call them in the future.

I am not so bold as do the same (asking for guy's numbers, with or without the presence of gfs/wifes) outside working hours. It must be the uniform I'm donned in. Its like having my own secret special powers! Unfortunate that I can't even run, much less walk in my work shoes. Will definitely trip over some miniscule dust.

If your life were a movie (which it is), what would the soundtrack be?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that plays5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]: Wheat - Some Days

[FALLING IN LOVE]: Suzanne Vega - Word Before Columbus

[FIGHT SONG]: John Mayer - Belief

[BREAKING UP]: Arctic Monkeys - Mardy Bum

[PROM]: Freestylers - Ruffneck

[LIFE]: Oasis - I Am The Walrus

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]: Handsome Boy Modelling School - Breakdown (feat Jack Johnson)

[DRIVING]: Above and Beyond - Alone Tonight

[FLASHBACK]: Snow Patrol - You're All I Have

[WEDDING]: Thom Yorke - Harrowdown Hill

[BIRTH OF CHILD]: BT - Dreaming

[FINAL BATTLE]: Orson - Happiness

[DEATH SCENE]: Sugababes - Round, Round

[FUNERAL SONG]: U2 - When Love Comes To Town

[END CREDITS]: Electrico - We're Not Made In The USA

Received this message in my inbox. Names has been changed to protect the identity of the joker.

Hi, How are u? I am John Doe from Town Ville. Frankly I tell you that you are looking really very nice & sweaty. I want to friendship with you.

Telling a girl that she's nice and sweaty is definitely a great way to break the ice. It also made me laughed so hard that I fell off my bed and break my back.

12 Basic Table Manners for Kids

I would like to strongly emphasize on point number three.

Mr BT @ Zouk 2006

fin

Only when i was uploading the photos, realised i didnt have much to upload after all....