Received this message in my inbox. Names has been changed to protect the identity of the joker.

Hi, How are u? I am John Doe from Town Ville. Frankly I tell you that you are looking really very nice & sweaty. I want to friendship with you.

Telling a girl that she's nice and sweaty is definitely a great way to break the ice. It also made me laughed so hard that I fell off my bed and break my back.