Monday, February 19, 2007

If your life were a movie (which it is), what would the soundtrack be?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that plays5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]: Wheat - Some Days

[FALLING IN LOVE]: Suzanne Vega - Word Before Columbus

[FIGHT SONG]: John Mayer - Belief

[BREAKING UP]: Arctic Monkeys - Mardy Bum

[PROM]: Freestylers - Ruffneck

[LIFE]: Oasis - I Am The Walrus

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]: Handsome Boy Modelling School - Breakdown (feat Jack Johnson)

[DRIVING]: Above and Beyond - Alone Tonight

[FLASHBACK]: Snow Patrol - You're All I Have

[WEDDING]: Thom Yorke - Harrowdown Hill

[BIRTH OF CHILD]: BT - Dreaming

[FINAL BATTLE]: Orson - Happiness

[DEATH SCENE]: Sugababes - Round, Round

[FUNERAL SONG]: U2 - When Love Comes To Town

[END CREDITS]: Electrico - We're Not Made In The USA

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Received this message in my inbox. Names has been changed to protect the identity of the joker.

Hi, How are u? I am John Doe from Town Ville. Frankly I tell you that you are looking really very nice & sweaty. I want to friendship with you.

Telling a girl that she's nice and sweaty is definitely a great way to break the ice. It also made me laughed so hard that I fell off my bed and break my back.